John Watson, from Cowgate, Newcastle: What’s the difference between Sunderland and a cocktail stick? Every Sunderland supporter knows what a joke the Magpies really are and so do most people up and down the country. And Graham Carr should retire and spend the rest of his days watching Billingham Sinfonia in the hopes of finding the next crop of superstars for the French teams who’ve taken our money.

You can reach our highly engaged audience and work with us to create entertaining and engaging content that focuses on telling not selling. Then for the next two or three days, get your head in the bag for an hour or so morning and night and take deep breaths ! Michael Gallagher: Even though I’ve gone bald I still have the same comb I’ve had for 20 years… I just can’t part with it. Until it occurred to me -- maybe "Newcastle" in this anecdote was Newcastle-under-Lyme, located about an hour from Liverpool and more or less on the way to/from London! Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic.

Alan Simpson: “We all knew to a man that things were going badly for us ,when chairman Westwood put his patch over his good eye. When his mate met him at the airport in Africa after his holiday, he was wheeled off the plane with no legs !

This probably sounds more like a rant, rather than an opinion piece, but including those young lads who sang those songs yesterday, I think everyone else kicking up a fuss just needs to gain a little more perspective. Suddenly, the driver saw a NUFC supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. So they have a beer in London, bag of crisps in Birmingham, they enjoy a slice of the famous Chevington cheese in Newcastle, and as they slowly traveled Northward, they both get the urge to go fishing in the famous Scottish Lochs. Geordie phoned his GP requesting a house visit as his piles were so painful that he was unable to walk. By purchasing the item from Charlies Chapters Ltd you agree that you are happy to receive a revised edition.We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. We stayed at the Hampton Inn and Suites which is across from the rail station and the tram line from the airport.

Paul the players I have are crap man have you got any training tips I can try, something dead simple’. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products. Come the first day of the season he went back to the forest to get his season ticket but when he got there he found that someone had stolen . We also come from an area of the country that struggles with poverty and unemployment, equally feeling the full force of Thatcher’s economic policies, so not difficult to appreciate that it is tongue in cheek and a wind-up, not as though we come from a well-off region. He said : ‘I can get in my car in the morning, I can drive all day and at the end of the day I’m still on my land !Bruce Kelly, from Washington: The fire brigade phoned Steve McLaren in the early hours of the morning to tell him St James’ Park was on fire. You are aware that Washington (the town after which an infamous family was named) is just south of Newcastle Upon Tyne? in some cases chants are obviously unacceptable and shouldn’t be tolerated, including racist songs, sexist songs towards females in attendance, those that are directly offensive to individuals, or a controversial political statement. Again, putting aside the obvious inexcusable racism or sexism chants, the minute we start controlling the songs that some football fans sing, we might as well just give up. Third time round he was waiting for her with his trousers around his ankles and in a state of acute arousal !

His mate, desperate to free him from the dog’s grip, grabbed a sharp branch and thrust it into the dog, killing it instantly. And then there’s McClaren: hapless, hopeless, incompetent, a man who has failed at every level of management.Q) What's the difference between a dead rabbit in the road and a dead Newcastle United fan on the same bit of road?