Kathy dragged me to opening night, where I sat goggled-eyed and opened-mouth with the rest of the non-paying audience, gobsmacked that such a piece of shit could actually be staged on Broadway. Between nine and one I was a beaver of an editor: if Frank Gilbreth had stood over me with a stopwatch, he would have been floored by my efficiency. The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network. Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item.

There was a group of us there, boys and girls, who’d been friends for no other reason than we lived close to each other in the military family housing area where my dad was stationed.Marvel as they beat cheating spouses at their own game-where the planning is almost as much delicious fun as the payoff. Jim spent lunch lecturing me on the evils of Guccione, Hefner, and the entire Penthouse advertising staff, and almost convinced me that if it were left up to him, Penthouse would have the editorial integrity of The New Republic. My first task at Penthouse was to introduce Jim Goode to his newest, and probably unwanted, staff member.

The other day I came home, and my wife, who is a former exotic dancer, was drinking wine and having a good time with her best friend, who is also a former exotic dancer. Cruising on Penthouse’s oceans of cash, all the editors, even the lowly, just-hired editorial assistant, enjoyed a generous expense account.

Whether cruising the supermarket or scoring with a stripper, pleasuring the boss or going wild on vacation, getting carnal in the carpool or making a cyber-sex fantasy come true, these cheating hearts are only asking: Are they betraying a trust, or just breaking loose and having a little fun? As every amazing page of every all-real letter will prove, only one thing's certain-cheating has never felt so good. This was great news but left open the question of what my job would be, outside of picking up Jim Goode’s three-martini lunches.