The World’s Best Women Jokes

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The World’s Best Women Jokes

The World’s Best Women Jokes

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A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs. An old man finally woke from a long coma. The doctor said, “It’s remarkable, he seems to be feeling younger than ever”. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. Why did the woman go to the gym? To catch up with her workout buddies: “I Haven’t Seen You in Ages” and “Are You Staying the Night?” A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said: ¨You look like a million pounds!¨ The wife divorced him.' What’s a woman’s favorite way to enjoy music? Blasting her favorite tunes while doing the household chores. gave her a big hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her excellent cooking, kissed her and told her how much he Father: “Hang on, what did you say you were there? A prostitute? Oh, Jesus darling, you scared me there! Come here and give yer auld da’ a hug! I must be going deaf in my old age, I thought you said you were a Protestant!!”

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

I’m going to scream about the importance of feminism to the world until my voice becomes hoarse enough to be mistaken for a man’s and people actually start to listen to me.” — piantnoodle.tumblr.com As I moved my hand up her leg I said, “Baby, your legs are the sauce. I’m going to name them Sweet and Sour.” And then I discovered they came with McNuggets. The first guy asks his friend, “Do you think we should do it?” His friend replies, “Of course not! Are you out of your mind?” You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

If we combined my IQ and your body, we would begin a race of super genetic children who would conquer the earth.It isn’t fair. Being fat is already so tough to cope with. They have to handle rude jokes and comments, sometimes from complete strangers! You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect! He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said,

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? While I was talking to Bert, the Mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' Apart from jokes, none of it is perfect. When Would the Banana Go Out with The Prune? is one of the best demonstrations of perfect jokes to make her laugh. because I was unable to get a date.

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

Love is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants. Polish people are well known for having long and hard-to-pronounce names (have you ever heard of Coach Krzyzewski or famous diplomat Zbigniew Brzezinski?). Here is how Polish people invent new names for their children: I always tell people that it’s important to make sure you have a wide vocabulary. If I had understood the difference between an “anecdote” and an “antidote,” my wife would still be alive today. The rule made sense to me, so I blurted out, “You have the biggest chest I’ve ever seen!” *** Top Joke: How NOT to Win a Bar Bet

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels. Achievement seems to be connected with action. Successful men and women keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit. A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled.

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. They walk to a bar and the man with the Lab puts on a pair of sunglasses just before he goes in. The bartender sees him enter and says “Sorry, no dogs allowed!”. Ready for this, the man responds, “But he’s my guide dog!”. The bartender immediately apologizes and leads him to a free table. God responded, “So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so patient?” God replied, “So she would love you.” A man and a woman are lying in bed late night... ...and the woman asks her man: "Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?" and the man responds calmly: "Neither, baby, I prefer you."



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