le gasp. 96. "When your boss starts giving you tasks to do as soon as you walk in, and you haven't even finished your first cup of coffee."

So I'd wait to say anything to me. 60. "Touch my coffee and I'll slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you."It keeps me out of trouble. 89. "I drink coffee because, without it, I'm basically a 2-year-old whose blankie is in the washer." RELATED: This Is What Happens When You Drink Coffee Before You Work Out 79. "They may take away my sugar, alcohol, dairy, grains and beans, but they shall never take away my coffee!"

Why Buying A Daily Coffee Treat Is A Totally Okay Financial Decision 76. "Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee... or my afternoon, evening, or nighttime... You know what, just don't talk, ever." You can't deny me my coffee! It's my right! 80. "Coffee is vital to your survival. Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look at how that turned out."

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It's a next-level experience. 83. "Sometimes you meet people who change you for the better. These people are called baristas."