This unicorn poop, in reality, has a funny story. I told my mom that I was making some "Unicorn Sneezes" and she said "when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?" And then it hit me...Great idea, Mom! It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead! She doesn't want the credit for encouraging me, but I still thank her. Haha. BTW: These things are sparkly to the max. Even more-so than ANY art project. I wish that the video would have captured the magic. *cry* Magically Delicious! Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings. This means that unicorn poop is usually made up of plants, just like horse poop is. However, as UnicornLove suggests, unicorns are very happy if they can snatch a nibble of a rainbow. When they do, that changes things.

Unicorn poop which is made from rainbows is very different to normal unicorn poop. It is, after all, made of rainbows. The magic of unicorns makes the light particles solid, so that the unicorn can digest them, and they stay solid on the other end, so you get rainbow poop. This type of poop is quite rare, since rainbows are rare themselves. If you find rainbow poop, you know your local unicorns have been feasting on their favorite food! They are probably very happy mythical creatures. Unicorn poop often smells better than horse poop, especially if they have been eating rainbow food. Instead of grass, it smells like sunshine and flowers, vanilla, strawberries, or even candy. This would make cleaning up after them a lot more appealing if somebody did have to do it. Just make sure that if you come across some on a walk, you don’t eat any! It might smell nice, but think where it has come from. Edible Unicorn Poop He mentions advances in the field of faecal microbiota transplants, which involve the transfer of a donor’s poo, containing healthy bacteria, into a recipient’s intestines. The procedure can treat infections where antibiotics cannot; studies are showing that transplants could also help with obesity and even depression. Reporting on faecal transplants last year, the BBC used the phrase “ medicine’s most disgusting procedure”; would progress in the field have come sooner had people been more open to discussing poo? The NHS seems to think so: in February it included “poo” in a list of around 100 suggested words for people writing about health. “We know some people think we shouldn’t use words like ‘pee’ and ‘poo’,” wrote NHS content designer Sara Wilcox in a detailed blog, “but we haven’t seen anyone have problems knowing what we mean. Most importantly, if someone with poor literacy understands ‘blood in your poo’, it might just save their life.” When I ask what this is doing to kids’ minds, Haslam’s reply is straightforward: “Probably nothing.” Before recent developments the concept of cheery, anthropomorphised excrementertainment was already familiar to many. This year sees the 20th anniversary of South Park character Mr Hankey scoring a worldwide hit with his single Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo, with its lyric: “A present from down below, spreading joy with a ‘Howdy-Ho!’/He’s seen the love inside of you, ’cause he’s a piece of poo”. Hankey had a real-life counterpart in Tió de Nadal, a Catalan festive tradition involving a pile of logs being “fed” until it excretes nougat, but the South Park creation’s comic power lay in the fact that, surely, nobody in the real world would ever celebrate or play with poo.Unicorn poop is similarly shaped, and much the same in quantity. Baby unicorns don’t produce much poop, as you would expect from something so small, but the adults certainly do. If you have a big herd in one place, they can make quite a mess!

Enjoy the moment. You’re one of the very few humans who will ever come as close to a Unicorn. In this case, a Unicorn Poo candy! Gracefully enjoy the freshness of your Unicorn Poo cotton candy as it melts in your mouth with all the purity there is. Pure and noble as a Unicorn, the purple grape flavored Unicorn Poo, once in your mouth will never be seen again – just like a Unicorn – but will leave you with an everlasting quest for grape flavored Unicorn Poo! The Original Bag of Poo – Unicorn Poo is perfect for every occasion when you need a few laughs. Enjoy this double sealed candy with that friend who is as pure as a Unicorn. Portions With that said, it’s worth remembering that some people are so fascinated by the idea of unicorns pooping that they have made foods to match. While you should never eat the real thing, you can buy “magical unicorn poop�? peanuts, or you could use rainbow sprinkles to decorate edible play-dough. A bit of vanilla essence helps things along wonderfully!

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The Fluffy Unicorn Slime recipe offers a fluffy take on the classic unicorn poop experience. Ready to Go Unicorn Poop Roberts, currently renovating the derelict fort that will become the the National Poo Museum’s permanent home this summer, takes an interesting view when asked if this is all a flash in the pan. “It’s a concern for us in a sense,” he says, “but if poo comes in waves I think there are different waves going on right now. We might have reached peak ‘jokey poo’, but more serious things have been unleashed.”